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Philbert & Lenny the Redneck Experts of SEO-Sucks.com write an Article
Philbert & Lenny the Redneck Experts of SEO-Sucks.com write an Article.
Our www.seo-sucks.com Redneck SEO Experts are working on their back links. They decide that an article is the way to go to generate links to their client’s web site. Let’s listen in as Philbert & Lenny the Southern Humorous SEO Experts attempt their Article.
Philbert: Articles are a great way to create back links.
Lenny: Yea they are. What’s our topic?
Philbert: Well we need to start on the www.seo-sucks.com website so let’s write about that.
Lenny: Sounds good to me
Philbert: First we need to make sure we have the right html tags for the author bio section.
Lenny: I got the 4 dummies book right here. I will chyper it for you.
Philbert: Good, Good.
Lenny: What should be the title. It should be keyword rich.
Philbert: What’s money got to do with the title, you Goob!
Lenny: I mean Keywords that will make people come to the website.
Philbert: Oh, won’t they just come because we are SEO Redneck Experts?
Lenny: Well Yea, of course, but it never hurts to use a Keyword in the right place.
Philbert: Ok brainstorm on keyword time, ready?
Lenny: “Hunting, Fishing, Beer, Hound dogs,”
Philbert: “Coffee, cigarettes, Nascar, Jr, 3, Free bird”
Lenny: Git R Done
Philbert: Those should work just fine for our
SEO Sucks.com Website.
Lenny: Content is always key, so let’s just start typing and we can edit later.
Philbert: So the title will be. “If you are Hunting & Fishing with your Hound dog by your side, a can of beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other, watching Nascar as Jr rounds the bend, listening to Free bird you can still Create SEO Articles.”
Lenny: You are Da Man!
Philbert: About a paragraph should do for content.
Lenny: Here’s what I got so far: “Even if you are out in the woods on your laptop with an AOL connection of 24kbs, Fishing and Hunting, listening to free bird while watching NASCAR you can still be an SEO and write an article.”
Philbert: Perfect. Time to submit to the article submission place.
Lenny: You know any?
Philbert: I thought you did.
Lenny: Hummm, how do we find out?
Philbert: No clue.
Lenny: Well I guess we will have to wait, hand me another beer.
So Philbert & Lenny never did get their Awesome SEO Article published, but they caught some fish, polished off a case of beer and listened to Free Bird repeatedly.
About the Author
Philbert & Lenny
www.seo-sucks.com
Resident SEO Redneck Experts.
Permission is granted to pre-print or publish as long as live ULR Hyperlink is present.
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